A Very Merry Die-Hard Bachelorette
“T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.” It’s Christmas […]
12 Pubs of Christmas
The mission: Hit 12 bars in one night. Where: Throughout Toronto, with a focus on Kensington. Why? Baby Jesus. Last year my friend Judith and her pals got to 7 […]
O Come All Ye With Strollers
This time of year, one of the biggest attractions in Toronto is the Distillery District’s Christmas Market. It’s everything you want it to be – food, alcohol, lights, carolers, Santa […]
